Post by Lobo on Nov 26, 2005 14:42:04 GMT -5
"Irish Adonis" Bobby O'Brady is in the ring ready to start a training session with his sparring partner. The partner tries to lock-up but is easily stopped by Bobby's time-out signal.
Bobby: Whoah, Whoah! Theirs no time to introduce ourslefs to the camera? You haven't had any camera-time at all Rob.
Rob turns around and starts speaking directly into the camera.
Rob: I'm "Iron" Rob Klass! I've got Klass and I'll kick your a**. And when I get to NAPW I'm gonna-
His speach is interupted by a fore-arm to the back of the skull.
Bobby: You should never turn your back on the Irish Adonis, Robby boy.
Bobby picks up Rob and face-locks him in order to attempt a fisherman suplex.
Reconizable Voice: And you should never pick on some-one with a worse accent...
The camera pans to the left to see Lobo getting off of his steel-chair, folding it, and entering the ring.
Lobo: Mr. Irish
Bobby get's right in Lobo's face, while Rob limps out of the ring. Lobo does not look intimidated, in fact, he's smiling.
Bobby: Then why don't you get onto the other side of the ring and we could have match!
Lobo: Why we would need a referree for that, Would'nt we? Wait, I Know! I'd like to introduce you to the my trainer for Black Thursday. The Dirtiest Man in America. The Texas Legend himself! My good friend. "Cowboy" Steve Brook!
A fourty year-old man walks out from the shadows. He midly looks like Terry Funk. He has a deviant smile on his face and and a cowboy hat on. He is already dressed in his ring attire.
Bobby: You mean that old HACK? (to "Cowboy") Hey old man, should'nt you get back to your Senior's home? I heard it was Bingo and Tapioca Pudding night!
"Cowboy" (entering the ring) :This the crash-test dummy?
Lobo: Yes, this is the guy who's gonna be training with us for the next couple of days.
Bobby: Training?? Wha? But I? NO! Not in a life-time! You can't do this!
Lobo eye gouges Bobby then gives him a quick kick to the groin.
Lobo: I'm sorry Bobby. You just messed with the wrong people at the wrong time...
It fades to black as Lobo runs off the ropes to give Bobby a knee-lift straight to the face.
Bobby O'brady was used with permission.
Bobby: Whoah, Whoah! Theirs no time to introduce ourslefs to the camera? You haven't had any camera-time at all Rob.
Rob turns around and starts speaking directly into the camera.
Rob: I'm "Iron" Rob Klass! I've got Klass and I'll kick your a**. And when I get to NAPW I'm gonna-
His speach is interupted by a fore-arm to the back of the skull.
Bobby: You should never turn your back on the Irish Adonis, Robby boy.
Bobby picks up Rob and face-locks him in order to attempt a fisherman suplex.
Reconizable Voice: And you should never pick on some-one with a worse accent...
The camera pans to the left to see Lobo getting off of his steel-chair, folding it, and entering the ring.
Lobo: Mr. Irish
Bobby get's right in Lobo's face, while Rob limps out of the ring. Lobo does not look intimidated, in fact, he's smiling.
Bobby: Then why don't you get onto the other side of the ring and we could have match!
Lobo: Why we would need a referree for that, Would'nt we? Wait, I Know! I'd like to introduce you to the my trainer for Black Thursday. The Dirtiest Man in America. The Texas Legend himself! My good friend. "Cowboy" Steve Brook!
A fourty year-old man walks out from the shadows. He midly looks like Terry Funk. He has a deviant smile on his face and and a cowboy hat on. He is already dressed in his ring attire.
Bobby: You mean that old HACK? (to "Cowboy") Hey old man, should'nt you get back to your Senior's home? I heard it was Bingo and Tapioca Pudding night!
"Cowboy" (entering the ring) :This the crash-test dummy?
Lobo: Yes, this is the guy who's gonna be training with us for the next couple of days.
Bobby: Training?? Wha? But I? NO! Not in a life-time! You can't do this!
Lobo eye gouges Bobby then gives him a quick kick to the groin.
Lobo: I'm sorry Bobby. You just messed with the wrong people at the wrong time...
It fades to black as Lobo runs off the ropes to give Bobby a knee-lift straight to the face.
Bobby O'brady was used with permission.